- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why are asians good at math? A: Because they study with their tutor every tuesday

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he thought he saw a dangerous predator in the area and crossed the road in an attempt to flee the dangerous situation.

What's worse than getting shot in the face? Nothing really because that could leave you seriously handicapped for the remainder of your life or there is a good chance that you are dead.

How do you stop clowns from throwing cinderblocks at your car? Hire a hitman.

Q: What's the worst part of 3 Mexicans dying in a car accident? A: They were my friends.

Why can't we see the wind? Because no one likes you...

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because lately the posts on "anti-joke.com" have not been anti-jokes. Not even a little.

why couldnt hellen keller drive? cuz she was blind

Q: Why didn't the man give money to the homeless person on the sidewalk? A: Because he thought that he was faking it. Two days later the homeless person died in an alleyway from starvation. Nobody was there to witness it, and the body was never found.

Does anyone know any good ways to piss off an Grammar Nazi?

why did the photographer take so many pictures? Because he gets paid.

What's funnier than 24? My life.

Once upon a time, there was a ghost. The ghost was sneaking up on a little girl when she turned around and asked the ghost "Are you a stalker or something?" The ghost, unable to reply (being a ghost) was then kicked in the shins. The End!

whats cold and in a box...have a guess

Once a upon of time, there was a very big kangaroo named Jake. Well one day Jake was eating some food when suddenly a bunch of humans came and saw him. One human name Willie went over to take some pictures of the animal. The Jake ran away.

What is worse than getting stung by a bee? Watching your mother getting raped by your sister.

why was the boy sad? because his penis was stapled to a coffee table

You: I have a question Person: Yes You: Do you have an answer?

WELL YOU ARE ALL A ROOF. So pie, my dearest Adam. Like a butthole.

Why did the kid die last night? because his mum stabbed him multiple times in the chest.

why cant stevie wonder read? because hes black

well it rained all night the day i left, the weather it was dry, i can't remember the words but susana don't you cry oh susana don't you cry for me for i come from alabama with a banjo on my knee oh

Charlie Sheen, Mel Gibson, and Chris Brown all walk into a bar. I don't know what the punchline is, but I'm pretty sure the cops are there.

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