- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it died. Q: Why did the dog fall out of the tree? A: Because it was tied to the monkey.

What's worse than the holocost? 6 Million Jews

Roses are red, Violets are blue. A family is tied-up and screaming for help in my basement.

Q: Why did the Unicorn cross the road? A: It didn't Unicorns are fictional creatures.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is legally blind.

how do you get a black guy out of a tree? fried chicken.

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey!!!" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

Q. What do you call a guy who only drinks lite beer. A. His name.

What do you call a kid with one arm and an eye-patch? Names.

what do you find at the top of mountains? things

Why did the little girl fall off her bike? Because she didn't have any arms

What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff, Whats not pink and fluffy? Sexual assault.

so i turned on my radio.. so i could like listen to some tunes but like, it wasnt working and then like my best bud leaf was all like dude, thats a toaster.

Q:what has two legs and bleeds A: a dog cut in half

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven is black.

Whats worse than a bullet in the head? i have no idea, i have never been shot in the head so i'm not sure what to compare it to.

why did the teacher say that the student did well in class? because the student did well in class

How do rocket scientists exchange greetings? They say "hi"

your mom is so fat jesus couldnt even lift her spirits

roses are red but violets are definately violet what retard made this rhyme

If she is old enough to bleed, she probably uses tampons.

Why did the fireman wear red suspenders? He'd lost so much weight, due to AIDS.

A plane is falling out of the sky, and there is a Priest, a little boy, Obama and a rock star. There are 4 parachutes and everyone jumps out safety.

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