- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:Why didn't Mr. Fuzzy have to cut his hair anymore? A: Because he was diagnosed with cancer

A woman catches her husband cheating on her she divorces him in a rather lengthy sequence of meetings in court

What did the duck wear to go swimming? A bathingsuit!

They say once you go black, you never go black. But clearly they weren't referring to Nigel, who had an average-sized penis at best.

1 + 1 = 11 Just kidding, it's 2 you moron.

why was sally bleeding? they never buy band-aids over her nubs.

Whats sadder than a lost baby deer? Im too lazy too think of the rest of the joke.

Yo momma so fat, she has large amount of fat deposited in her body

oooh look a banshee

Why did the...uhh.... Lamp.

how do you confuse a blond? put them in a circle room and tell them to sit in the corner

A doctor walks into a bar, he stumbles backwards as he is taking his coat off, and the barman chuckles.

How high is a Chinaman

what do you call a man with blue eyes??? a man with blue eyes

your mother is so fat, she possesses her own orbit

What happened when the old woman crossed the road? A completely unrelated archery accident lead to the deaths of several people and thousands of dollars of property damage in another part of the country. The woman crossed without injury.

I like my coffee the same way I like my women: without a penis!

What is black and blue? A pen with reversable ink.

Q. What did the buddhist monk say to the hotdog vendor? A. "I'd like a hotdog, please."

What do an elephant and a grape have in common? They're both purple... except for the elephant.

Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose!

Why was the blonde in the bathroom for 2 hours. She had to pee really bad.

Whats black and red inside? A black guy

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