- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two elks were out flying one day. One of the elks turned to the other one and said: - You have a cinnemon bun in your eye. - What? - You have a cinnamon bun in your eye! - WHAT? - YOU HAVE A CINNAMON BUN IN YOUR EYE!!! - I CAN'T HEAR YOU, I HAVE A CINNAMON BUN IN MY EYE!

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yo momma's so dumb she attended a dyslexic test and was proven mildly autistic.

Why did Timmy fall off the swing? Because he was dead

What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff

how do u kill a black kid ..... stabb him in the face with a nife

Q: Whats blue and white and if it fell out of a tree it could kill you? A: A tree wearing a denim jacket.

What's better than winning $5000 a week for life?! Winning any larger sum of money a week for life, and sex.

Yo momma so fat you have aids

What's the best part of having sex with twenty eight year olds? They are of the legal age

Why was Susie crying? There was a frog stapled to her face.

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Whats worse then getting shot in the leg? Getting shot twice in the leg

What do Mitt Romney and Barak Obama have in common? Nothing that is why they are running against each other for US President.

Why are they called waiters? Because you got to wait for them for a fucking long time. Why do they call you a patient. Just so you wont get impatient, if you do you are no longer a patient and they will ignore you.

What is red? A rock painted red

i just got pulled over by a cop. he asked me if i had been drinking, i said no. he asked me to step out of my car so he could look inside i looked nervous, and had no other choice to step out. he knew there was something in there he looked in and saw it THE REFRIDGERATOR

When life gives you lemons, you are probably crazy because life cannot give you lemons.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: It didn't, instead it got put in to a McDonald's chicken wrap. Life is funny sometimes, and sceane

When a blonde entered a bar, she ordered a something that was a double-entendre. The bartender understood what she was trying to say, gave her her order whatever alcohol she happened to consume, and the blonde woman could not have been more courteous.

What do you call it when a black man and a Mexican open up a fast-food restaurant together? A joint venture.

How long did it take the world's most powerful democracy to elect a black President? Less than a day.

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