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Justin Bieber

I have sexdaily. I mean dyslexic. Fcuk!

Bags of delicious poop.

Did you hear about the kidnapping in Pennsylvania? He woke up...

-What's funnier than a dog with no legs? -The movie Dumb and Dumber, in my opinion.

roses are red violets are blue get down your trousers cause im waiting for you

Q: What do you call a dog with no arms or legs? A: A dog

People Order Our Patties

My mom is such a bitch that no one will date her!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!TRUE STORY!! :D

What do u firmly grasp and stroke until u can't go any longer? A shakeweight....

How come anti jokes r funny

Roses are red violets are blue if you were number one I"ll pick number two, if you were number two then I'll pick POO!

Knock knock. Whos there? The police, your wife is dead. The police, your wife is dead who? Sir, this isn't a joke.

The hooker walks into a bar wearing a vest and tight denim shorts. A drunken man proceeds in trying to have his way with her. He is thrown out for sexual mis-conduct and is currently waiting for his court date.

There were three men standing outside. They were enjoying the nice weather.

a woman votes!

What do you call a black guy running from the cops? Nothing. He was out for his morning jog and he happened to run by the police.

There's a fine line between hyphenated words

Roses are red, violets are blue. I know.

Three politicians walk into a sports bar. Suddenly, everyone is watching the Stanley Cup playoffs.

A man walks into a bar and says ouch.

Did you know that a hamster and a cigarette are almost the same? How? Because they are both completely harmless until you put them in your mouth and light them on fire.

What's funny about a small child with no arms, no legs? Nothing.. Nothing at all.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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