- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a green man.

Your mother is so ugly that she looks like you.. :)

What happened when Sally got hit by a truck? WHO CARES CALL 911!!!!

why did the mushroom go to the party? because he`s a fungi

a. how did you shoot the rabbit? b. with my banana

Whats worse than 10 dead babies in 1 trashcan? 10 dead trashcans in 1 baby

roses are red, violets are blue, tom cruise is gay

What is the difference between a white mans penis and a black mans penis? It doesn't matter, phallic size isn't everything its what you do that defies you.

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

A bald guy walks out of a bar Prostate cancer

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was black

A Native American walks into a bar. The bartender notes that this is statistically unlikely because Native Americans are part of a small minority in the local area, but is accepting of all people so still serves him a drink.

How many clowns fit in a car? Depends how many get in the car.

Simba was moving slow,so I told him to MUFASA!!!

What's black and white and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

whats worse than school? Summer school

hey i just met you and this is crazy so heres my number actually is dolan

What has three eyes, scales, seventeen stomachs, and can produce milk? Nothing. Nature has not yet evolved any animal to these specifications.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

If humans say YOLO what do cats say? meow.

did you hear the joke about the lobster and the clownfish? no.. oh.

how do you start a stamped in mexico roll a nickle down the street sad thing is you just lost a nickle

I'll take a Reuben, light sauce, and could you do Provolone instead of Swiss?

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