- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the young teenager cut class? To cut himself! Get it?! Its a pun!

Why are there so many jokes about germans on Anti-Joke? Because the Germans epitomize the flavour of anti-jokes perfectly and they have the whole nazi history thing going on which is ripe ground for many an anti-joke

Knock Knock Who's there? The KGB Yes, How can I help? We are looking for a local serbian mobster who we believe to be hiding in this Village have you seen this man. No I cant say I have. Sorry Well thank you for your time and if you notice anything please try and let the local Police know.

How do you know what time it is in the dark? Turn on the light and look at the clock.

Why do Mexicans stink? Because they're Mexican.

What did the little girl who lost her baby teeth want for Christmas? A pony.

SUBway eat fresh ZOMbies eat fleash

What did the Africans get for dinner? Nothing.

What is big, grey and can't climb trees? A car park.

please dis this joke, I want to get to the bottom of the leaderboard!

Guy 1: "Smells like UpDog in here." Guy 2: "No it doesnt.."

What happened when the zombie walked into the blonde lady convention? He went home hungry.

Keanu Reaves

whats funny about female tennage life? SELF HARM OOOOO YEAHHHH

Your mom is so fat, every time she swims in the ocean, north america sinks because of the high water displacement caused by her giant body mass. (V1-V2=m)

Guess what I saw... Wood, I'm a carpenter.

An Irishman and an Englishman are in a bar. Suddenly a wild Dragonite attacks. The Englishman promptly catches the pokemon and continues to enjoy his drink with his Irish friend.

Look whos talking Matt Critchley

There are two muffins in an oven. The first muffin says, "Is it just me, or is it getting hot in here?". The second one says, "Hey, look! A talkin' muffin!".

Hello Braydon I am at home where are you?

whats the difference between jimmy saville and a horse? jimmy has a bigger cock

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind.

What's the difference between and elephant and a banana? An elephant is grey.

What did the skeleton say to the vampire? Nothing because a skeleton wouldn't have a larynx.

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