Why did Jimmy throw butter out the window? Because he had down syndrome

An Italian, a Mexican, and an American are eating lunch on a bridge. The Mexican drops his taco off the side of the bridge and the Italian and American were kind enough to share some of their lunch with the Mexican making it a successful picnic. Their ethnicity was not relevent at all.

Peaches eat leaches, that is why sneaches live on beaches.

What did the chickens say to the other chicken Go away mother clucker

How do you make a great cake? Bett Crocker books

What happened when the man was about to hug the sexiest person he ever saw in his life? He hit the mirror.

A blind man accidentally walks into a gay bar. The bartender escorted him out and pointed him in the right direction.

what did binladin say when he got to hell? oh no. im in hell

LAST COMMENT? DISGUSTIIIING! NO YOU TAKE IT!

Why did the fat chick have a camel toe? She was half camel

more like nig!

You really need some help in spelling the word GOD... Anyway, none of your fucking business.I am a child for this scenario only so... Moral: LET THAT CHILD ALONE!

How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to severely injure a human.

a chinese wompus came out of the basement.

"My c.ock is bigger!" "No! My c.ock is bigger!": Two gamec.ock owners arguing over who has a bigger dick.

why didnt the llama eat the string bean? Becuz he was a vegetarian

What do you call an asian who celebrates Christmas? A christan

A pedophile walks into a Nursery. He get's arrested.

If life gives you lemons ask where they came from.

If you like this, it will have one extra like

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 8

Do you know what's funny? 9/11

knock knock who's there auntie auntie who? anti-joke

What did one pare say to the other ... ... WE MAKE A GREAT PARE!!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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