What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Teenage pregnancy.

A man walks into a bar. He enjoys a few quiet drinks with friends before returning home to his loving family.

What do you call the CEO of a successful company? Rich.

Tyler: Why'd the monkey fall out of a tree? Donnie: who's there Tyler: dude this isn't a knock knock joke...

Why is Michael Jackson bad at the piano? Because he is dead.

Where did Suzie go during the bombing? Everywhere. -Tag

I went to the zoo the other day there was only one dog in it, it was a shitzu. By Nathan Luque CARROTS!!!

what did the captcha say to the homo sapien? frTrewQui NiolismTU

How do you stop the baby from touching the stove? Cut of its arms.

how many cookies did the fat kid eat? a perfectly reasonable amount of cookies.

My dads so gay he has sex with other men for fun.

A seal walks into a club.

R.I.P. Steve Jobs

What do you call it when a Priest, a Rabbi, and a Vicar meet for a drink at the bar? A social gathering.

Leading a hike.. Kid falls off a cliff and dies. Who cleans him up? Bear.

wnna here a joke, toby limbers playing basketball

i hate when your sentence doesn't end as you testicle.

roses are red FACT violets are blue FACT this ryhm is boring how about you FACT

There are two kinds of people: Those who have a life, and those who read anti-jokes

How many Lepers does it take to screw in a lightbulb? People with leprosy should not be doing general house keeping.

your birth certificate was an apology letter from the condom factory

Yo Mama is so dumb, that she scored significantly below average on the SAT's.

Q: What is better than sex? A: A relationship where you can be completely intimate with your partner

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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