- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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- What is worse than a baby in a trash bin ? - A baby in five trash bins.

What happened to your hamster? It died.

A priest, a monk, and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order drinks and keep the conversation to non-controversial topics.

Why did the old man drop his milk? He had a stroke.

What is funnier than 24? 25! hahahahahaha!

How many licks does it take to get to center of a tootsie pop? pickles, 7:00 pm, wood, shoulder pain

If you can't read this, you should think about optical enhancement surgery. If you can, however, you just wasted 5 seconds of your life doing so.

What's worse than loading babies into a garbage truck. Answore: unloading them with a pitch fork.

Why did the retirement home go out of business. There was a fire and all of the residents charred to death accept for a couple who escaped but were too traumatized to return to the old folks home.

What did the boy say to his dad when he realized he was gay? Dad, I'm gay.

Knock Knock! Who's there? No one. No one who? Cares.

What do u call a Mexican on the moon? An astronaut. What do u call all the Mexicans on the moon? Problem solved!!!

What happens when you put the batteries in BACKWARDS in the Energizer Bunny? Nothing. Nothing happens when you insert batteries backwards

Knock knock. "Who's there?" I am deaf. "I am deaf who?" What?

Little kids wear superman underwear. Superman wears Chuck Norris underwear.

what do you call someone who cant breathe? dead

What did Abraham lincoln do after getting assassinated? Certainly not riding a bike thats for sure.

What is brown and sticky? Syrup.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Having your entire family killed in a car accident

Women's rights.

Whats better than ten dead babys in one trashcan??? One dead baby in ten trashcans.

Your mom is so black, i shot a bullet at her. It came back and said i need a flashlight.

Im thinking of a very long word..... L O N G

roses are red violets are blue you're an orphan, had to break the news...sorry little fella.

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