nock nock who's there? bob bob who? bob franklin let me in 'cause i'm freezing!

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a pressure-sensitive explosive device.

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What do you do on Mother's Day? This is not a joke, I don't know what to do.

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What was the last thing Batman said to Robin before they got in the Batmobile Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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Hey could I ask you a question? Yes Thanks

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Chuck Norris once walked into a strip club, and had quite a nice time indeed!

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NASCAR

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A: What is faster than a speeding bullet? B: Light

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Knock knock Who's there? Doctor. Doctor who? Dr. Jeremy Brown, I have your results from the blood test. It's good news they came back negative. Hooray.

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A homeless guy gets done with his daily work. where does he go? nowhere he is homeless...

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What did the blind kid get for Christmas? Same ones he got last year.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

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Why did the blond check your phone? AIDS

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Jews

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Roses are red Here is something new Violets are violet NOT FUCKING BLUE

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What happened to truck full of watermelons careening down the hill? After panicking, the driver was able to gain composure, and shifting the truck into a lower gear, was able to deliver the track safely to the side of the road at the bottom of the ill, where he sat down alongside of the road under the shade of an apple tree, sucking on delicious watermelon.

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Knock knock who's thare Your mom She's dead you bitch

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why was the black man blind? because he was black.

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What did the Mexican Have for Thanksgiving Dinner? A Turkey you racist!

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why was the boy sleeping in the basement? he was brought over from ethiopia to become a child sex slave and was now being help against his will in a basement

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What did Helen Keller do when she found a dead body? Nothing.

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Is your refrigerator running. Yes. Good, then I don't need to call an electrician.

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So there's this big ass moose, and he walks into this grocery store, & asks the cashier "which isle are the potatoes in?" the lady replies, "down isle 5." so the moose walks down to isle 5 and there weren't any potatoes!

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There was a brunette, a blonde and a red head, They were all great friends!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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