- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the super popular, beautiful girl say to her stalker? i dont know, i wasnt the stalker.

How to apply total justice 1: Kill all humans! Moral: "Why do I have to die while he gets to live? Nobody gets to live? Sounds fair and just to me!"

A man goes to the till of a 7-11 to buy a 12-pack of condoms. "Busy night?" asks the cashier boldly. The man complains to the store's manager about the cashier's misconduct and she is given a formal warning.

Why did the Mexican cross the road? The light was green.

Whats small yellow and cant swim? A short bus full of autistic children.

What did the boy with no arms, no legs, and cancer get for his birthday? AIDS

Josh Moran sticks polish sausage up his ear and moves it back and forth while squeezing his balls until they rupture.

If there are 2 narwhals and two apples, why is each of the narwhals happy? Because each is a narwhal.

how big is the moon? why the hell are you asking me?...dumbass.

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They took away privileges that she normally would have had had she not misbehaved.

Two men walk into a bar. The first man says, "I'm Japanese!" The second man says, "I'm Japanese too!" The bartender says, "I'm also Japanese!" The bar was in Japan.

Did u hear what happened to that man with no arms and no legs who tried to play water polo? No, what happened He drowned....

why did the little girl fall off the swing she had no arms

Knock Knock? Who's there? How did you know it was me?

Help iv fallen and i can get up -blarg

Yo momma so fat,she went on a diet and now exersizes regularly

What lumpy and pointy? A horny woman with breast cancer

a burglar walks in a house the alarm goes off and the police come

Knock. Knock. Who's there? Alzheimer. Who?

There was a black and a mexican man in a car. Who was driving? None of them; it was the police driving.

What's the difference between an onion and a baby ? You cry when you cut the onion.

Why does beyonce sing "to the left to the left?" cause women have no rights

It said i can write my own joke so i did.

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