- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If you give a mouse a cookie... you're destroying their natural diet.

What was the mentally challenged kids first word? He was retarded so it wasn't a word.

You have Aids. April fools! you have super Aids.

roses are red violets are blue i just made you remember two girls one cup

neil likes pube toast

How do you know if your teacher is gay? Ask him if he is gay.

Q. What did the man say when he beat his video game? A. "I beat my video game." Q. What did the man say after his favorite sports team missed the playoffs? A. "My favorite sports team missed the playoffs." Q. What did the man say when a murderer was in his house? A. Nothing. He was dead.

You know what's interesting about Polish people? Nothing.

Q: Waiter! What's this fly doing in my soup? A: Oh, I'm terribly sorry sir, I’ll replace this with a fresh bowl of soup and I’ll have a word with the manager to see if we can deduct a sum from your bill for the inconvenience we have caused you

What do Bruce Lee and Michael Jackson have in common? They are both dead

Mr.Green walks into the class. He is alone with no wife and no kids and suffers from depression. His salary is below average and he can't pay the rent this week so he'll probably get evicted. He has aids. He will die in 2 weeks.

Two friends sit down to dinner, the third is late so they eat him

A guy walks into a restaurant. "What would you like?" says the waiter. "A glass of orange juice," replies the man.

25 kids go into the water. shark in the water. 10 come out. Ice cream man deals with the rest of 'em.

What do you call it when a cigarette is brown instead of white? A niggarette

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Sally

SHE GOT A BIG BOOTY SO I CALL HER by her real name because she is a woman and worthy of my respect.

a blond makes out with ron every sunday and she stops every time to remember that she put the cheese in the wrong compartment brick house cheese is sad!

Why is that chicken crossing the ro-..... oh, woops, he got run over by that truck...

Why did everyone want to hang out with the mushroom? They didn't. In fact the mushroom's social anxiety had developed to the stage that he had frequent contemplations of self-harm and is in serious need of extensive therapy.

Why was the women's underwear red?... Because she got stabbed.

Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: Why did you just verbalize the onomatopoeic sound of knocking on my door rather than taking the action itself?

What happens when a leprechaun refuses to give you his pot of gold? He doesn't give you his gold.

What's worse than waking up with cancer? Waking up dead.

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