- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a rapist

Knock, knock. Who's there? I am.

What do you call a man who has a camera? a cameraman

Why where the 3 little children talking about muffins? Because muffins are smart.

roses are red, violets are blue, apparently you are blind or else I wouldn't be telling this to you.

Roses are red Violets are red Grass is red Oh no! Someone's been murdered in my garden!

why did the man fall off his bike? He got shot by the navy seals, He was a highly decorated terrorist.

A fish walks into a bar Fish dont walk

What's black, blue and smells like fish? A dead penguin.

what did meredith and nick have in common an i

When life gives you melons, you're dyslexic.

What happened when a Black man ran into a white supremacist? They exchanged insurance information

Knock Knock Who's there? Probably

Want to hear a dirty joke? Jonny played in the mud. Want to hear a clean joke? Jonny took a bath with bubbles. Want to hear a dirty joke again? Bubbles was the girl next door, Jonny raped her.

What did the rapper Proof say when he got in a fight? Nothing, Proof is dead.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. You wife was killed in an accident.

A woman walks into the living room while her husband is watching tv. The husband tells her "Make me a Sandwich", so she goes to the kitchen and makes him a sandwich like shes told to.

What kind of Juice do White supremacists Hate the most? Minute Maid.

What's the difference between Timmy and a car? Timmy can be brutally murdered.

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What ended my last relationship? Oncoming traffic.

Your mom is so stupid she makes stupid people look not stupid.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

whats small and blue? a suffocated baby

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