(Guy)That's what she said. (His Girlfriend) And who is this she.

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Bill: My vagina is itchy. Tom: You don't have a vagina. It was later found out that bill had a sex change and did have an itchy vagina, due to an STI. He later died of cancer.

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What did the German say the the Jewish man? "Hello, nice to meet you."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, most chickens are held on farms, but those that do roam free are afraid of automobiles so therefore they wouldn't go near a road at all. But if the chicken was located in a deserted town there would be no traffic, so then it would be able to cross freely over any road there and not get injured or mortally wounded.

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"Whats your favorite number?" "9." "Is it because thats your jersey number." "Thats my jersey number?"

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whats uglyand cry , and screams mommy ... you after i bitch slap you

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How do you stop a baby from crying? You hit it with an axe.

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Where do you live? In a house

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Whats the square root of pie? Pies are round.

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What do you do if a black man throws a gernade at you? You take the pin out, and throw it back.

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How did the chicken cross the road. He didn't he was ran over by a bus.

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Q: What's the difference between black and white? A: A lot...

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A Mexican and a Black man are in a car. Who's driving? The police officer.

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wheres binladin? at the bottom of the sea wanking over amy winehouse

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Brothers and sisters,I have none. But my sister's daughter is also my daughter...

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What did the cat say to the dog? Nothing, animals are in capable of formal cumunication.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken would greatly appreciate it if you stayed out of its personal life.

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Your momma so fat, she's fat

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If life throws you melons, maybe you are hitting the melons.

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why did the black man sit in the back of the bus? becouse all the seat where taken in the front

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A horse walks into a bar gets shot then carried away in a helicopter

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What's red and curly and goes 100km an hour? Palfi in a blender

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A homeless man walks into a house He is invited to a lovely lunch and then beaten to death

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What do you call a black guy running from the cops? Nothing. He was out for his morning jog and he happened to run by the police.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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