- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't helen Keller read? She's dead.

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How do you make a sandwich? You don't, you have a girl do it for you.

Tunechi

knock knock who's there your family just died your family just died who? -.-

What's the difference between hot tea and cold tea? The temperature.

A middle aged bald man goes to Chuck E. Cheese with a hood and a lump in his back pocket. He has a somewhat enjoyable time with his offspring and leaves.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Lettuce. THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE! AAAAHHHH!

Q: If 0+0=2 and four shampoo bottles is equal to two toaster strudels, how many pizza slices can Samuel eat? A: Winter because grass=6

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at it's face.

Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

Hey guys! Today is September 10th you know what tomorrow means? Party at my house! ...What? It's my birthday.

A man named Jack has three kids. The oldest is named Jordan, the middle one is named Kim, and the youngest is named Alex. One day Jordan walked up to his father and asked him how his day was. His father replied, "It was fine."

Whats the difference between a Black man and a White man Skin color and possibly many other things because that is reasonable and normal.

what did the boy with no hands get for christmas Gloves!!! just kidding i dont know he hasnt opened the box yet

A muslim, a jew, and a black man walk into a bar, the bartender asks what they would like to drink, after respnding, paying and receiving their drinks, they sit down to drink them. What a lovely scene of ethnic diversity

A Rabbi walks into a bar. He payed for his drinks, tipped the bar tender, drank a few too many so he got a cab home.

A man goes to the till of a 7-11 to buy a 12-pack of condoms. "Busy night?" asks the cashier boldly. The man complains to the store's manager about the cashier's misconduct and she is given a formal warning.

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bill: HEY! your moma so fat bob:so i dont care shes gonna die soon anyway

what do you call 10 mexicans standing in a line? It's probably a lunch line for a taco vendor. And even this is just a coincidence. Everybody loves tacos.

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