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"knock knock" "Come in"

horses are burgers now ive got the flu watch out tescos because im gonna sue

What did the orphan get for christmas? Glaucoma.

Knock, knock. Who's there? I am.

What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the batmobile? Robin, get in the batmobile

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Having your entire family killed in a car accident

How do you kill a ninja? Shoot it.

Knock knock. Who's there? Ahmadinejad. Well then get the **** away from my door!

How did the blonde get Lost in her house? Netflix.

What's better than winning gold in the special olympics? Not being retarded

How do you get 100 babies into a bucket? With a blender. How do you get them out again? With Doritos.

A blode takes a trip to her favorite restaurant. She arrives safely. After consuming a delicious meal she dies of cancer.

Your mom is so stupid she makes stupid people look not stupid.

You see how lame this is?

You Wanna hear an anti joke? Womens rights

What's white and cant jump? A Fridge

What's Red and Invisible? No Tomatos

How many jews can fit into a car? 2 in the front, 3 in the back, 6 million in the ash tray

what is green, blue with spots all over? A frog with chicken pox

You know what's funny about Fox news? Nothing. Lying to the public isn't funny at all.

once upon a time joey was on a roller coaster. Joey fell off the roller coaster and died.

My penis is big... not.

yo moma is so poor she cant afford free samples

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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