Why did the first Monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second Monkey fall out of the tree? He was tied to the first Monkey. Why did the third Monkey fall out of the tree? He thought it was a game.

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How can a chicken be dirty? It can be covered in dirt!

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Where do you go when your friends called you spoiled? Africa.

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A brick bent down to suck my flapjack, Then he got stuck, oh what the unpleasant, This angered the brick, he lay on the grass, he shoved a stick straight up his bellybutton.

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What does 1 black person on the moon mean? A problem. What do 2 black people on the moon mean? A problem. What does every black person on the world on the moon mean? It's still a problem.

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What's the difference between a Mustang and a sack of dead babies? I don't have a sack of dead babies in my garage.

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Why isn;t the square root of peanut butter very athletic?.Actually, peanut butter isn't a mathematical equation nor does it have the necessary chemical make-up, physical properties or the biological construct that is required for it to be able to be considered athletic, stupid. You now have a inoperable tumor at the base of your spine. And I fucked your dad and shat in his mouth. Also, the cure for leukemia is my diarrhoea, you faggot.

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Why did the Jew rob the bank? -He was a criminal.

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Alot of people try to make shitty jokes on this webpage, thinking they're funny. They aren't.

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Whats 2+2=? ?= CHICKEN

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Patient: "Doctor I think I might be a homosexual." Doctor: "How can you tell?" Patient: "RAAIIINNBOOOOWW!!!"

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why did simran go to jessicas house? To go have a human taco

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Q: What do you call a nun in a wheelchair A: Handicapped.

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why is rebecca black? because it's friday.

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A:Who am i "RRRRRR' B:A pirate A:No im fetty wap

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Can Helen Keller keep a secret? No, she didn't hear it in the first place

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A man walks into a bar with a monkey, I forgot the rest of the joke, but your mom's a whore.

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A dog is always in the pushup position.

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Roses are red violets are blue I am in 301 Club and so are you.

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my mom texted me telling me that my dog died... then she texted me the letters LOL... i texted back asking wat was funny!? she thought it ment 'lots of love' :p

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Neither have I

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whats worse than having that Holocaust joke be the best anti-joke for months? Windows updates

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What do you do when your internet goes down? You right click on the internet connection and try to fix the problem.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who's there? Alzheimers

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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