the fat boy named biggins ate a twinkie, a man named scruffy came along and shot biggins, now biggins has no nose

What do you call 6 white men on a bench? The NBA

Yo mama so fat She could die any day.

knock knock who's there Bob oh hi, come in

Billy wanted a pet...and now he got cancer...

An alien, a midget, and a Jew walk into a bar... I forget the rest but your mom's a whore

Why is six afraid of seven. Because seven is a rapist.

Why did the mexican cross the road? His drugs were on the other side.

How do you stop a canadian from saying eh? Kill it...

Knock Knock! Who's there? Hitler.

What's red, green, and goes about 200 mph A fire hidrent I lied about the green and the 200 mph

What's the difference between a cow and a cow? Nothing, they are both the same.

knock knock who's there auntie auntie who? anti-joke

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Man 1: What's the difference between an elephant and a mailbox? Man 2: I don't know. Man 1: You'd make a terrible postman

What's the difference between a black man and a Jew? Their ancestral heritage

dude... what would you do if i punched you in the face? i would pee on you

Whu did the boy drop his cheeseburger? Because the school janitor whacked him with a mallet.

How do you find out how many Mexicans are living in the United States? Take a Census.

Apirl showers bring... Tornadoes that kill families

How do you make an electrician fall over? You hit him hard with a lamp

Whats the difference between a dead baby and a porsche? i don't have i dead baby in my garage. That would be wrong

Statistically 9/11 Americans wont get this joke. But 7/7 British will.

How long does it take a woman to park a car? Shouldn't take long, depends on the size of the parking spot.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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