Knock knock Who's there? Your neighbor. I just ran over your cat.

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why was the woman out of the kitchen, because she had to have sex with her husband in a bed

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What did the indian man say to the black man? "Hi."

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Your mom is so ugly that she was mercilessly bullied throughout high school which led to severe depression and low self-esteem, however she went to college, got a career, found a man who loved her for who she is, not how she looks, and raised a family happily ever after.

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Sarah went to church one day and went into the confession booth with her pastor. He made sure nobody was in the church, and proceeded to allow her to confess. He didn't molest her. However, when Sarah got home her abusive stepfather beat her to death in an alcoholic rage and shot himself. It was on the news.

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Roses are red, Violets are purple not f**cking blue!

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? The victim of a freak genetic mutation and extremely susceptible to predators, meaning it will live a short life in the wilderness.

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Why did the boy get stuck on the toilet? He was Elvis.

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Did you know that onions is the only food that makes you cry? Oh? Really? Positive. what if I threw a coconut at you're face. ...

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What's black, white, and red all over? A pile of dead nuns.

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why did the black boy read a book. Because he had a book report due next week

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What do Ethiopians do at night? Starve

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When life gives you lemons.... Impossible life is not a person nor a dispenser of lemons.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To find some grain.

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A girlfriend told her boyfriend it soaked all the way through. She screwed up their art project.

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Chuck Norris walks into a bar. somebody recognizes him and immidiately asks for his autograph

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Whats the difference between a sack of babies and a sandwich? A Sand which floats when you put it into a large body of water.

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Womens rights !

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How many black people does it take to change a light bulb? Zero, they already stole them all.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pool The tragic drowning of a quadrapalegic

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Why was Billy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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What do Alexander the Great and Kermit the Frog have in common? Their middle name.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, sorry i gave you Herpes type 2.

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What did the red cat say to his owner? Nothing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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