- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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No deal, blind trust and I help you, or no friendship, and certainly no reason to help you.

Q. What did the black lawyer say to the rabbi? A. We're both highly educated professionals.

how do you make a cat blink? strike him with a hammer.

What is the difference between a circle and a cylinder? dunno

What is less funny than a clown? Another clown ... but with fewer limbs.

A dyslexic Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. He hits his head on it and is rushed to the hospital,only to discover the floor drenched in triceratops shit.

Why did the monkey fall off the tree? It died.

What's similar between my butthole and shampoo? They both smell good, except for by butthole.

Roses are red Violets are blue Wrong. Violets should be purple.

Why was the blonde fired from the M &M's factory? Her Masters degree in electrical engineering made her overqualified for the job she had.

What did the German say to the Jew? Welcome to Germany we hope you enjoy your stay

A blond, a brunette, and a redhead all walk into a bar. They order martinis and have a nice evening.

Back in my day,we used to have Johnny Cash,Bob Hope and Steve Jobs. Now we have higher divorce rates.

A man walks into a bar and orders a sprite. Everyone in the bar looks and him funny and then laughs. He then tells them, "I would rather satisfy myself with a cool lemon-lime drink than put the poisonous toxins of alchohol into my blood stream."

the old man fell down the stairs and broke his leg, he then went to the hospital and got a cast. later that day he went home and ate soup

Q:What's the difference between my refrigerator and the trunk of my car? A: There isn't a spare tire in my refrigerator.

Did you hear about that superman guy? He died.

A blond, brunette, and red head jump off a building. Who hit the ground last? The red head because she was last to jump.

Yo momma so ugly just after she was born, her mother said, "What a treasure!" and her father said, "Yea, let's go bury it!"

Lil' Wayne

Why couldn't the immigrant who was brand new to America hold a conversation with anyone? He was mute.

Why do black people eat watermelon? Because it is a largely water-based, delicious fruit that provides refreshment in such a hot country and conveniently flourishes in the said climate.

This one time at band camp music was played.

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