Say this fast: Alpha kenny body sofa king hard with mike hawk. :)

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What would you call Kenny Dalgleish if he was black? Depends on the situation. In a formal environment you would call him Mr Dalgleish, in an informal one it would be acceptable to call him Kenny, Kenneth or just Ken.

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How do you stop a car? Put on the Brake

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A. Do you know the best part about Anti Jokes? B. No

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Knock knock. Who's there? Alzheimer. Alzheimer who? Knock knock.

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Q: how do you get a live elephant into a refrigerator? A: you buy an industrial sized refrigerator and then walk the elephant slowly but surely through the door.

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Why did the man cross the road? He was hungry and homeless, and in search of chicken.

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What's red and checkered and tells you to turn your music down? Michael

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did you hear about the 2 car pile up by wal-mart? 50 mexicans dies

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Why couldn't the old man see? Because he was stabbed in the eye.

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Whats black, yellow and white? my wives

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gabbi nunez ;)

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Where do black guys sit in the bus? Enywhere theres a free seat

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Punching a baby

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Women.

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Q.What do Santa Clause and a grape have in common? A.They both have beards. Except for the grape.

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How do you make a baby fly? Hit it's mother in the stomach.

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whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew?... Never mind, that was a stupid question.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

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Three Greeks and Three Turks are traveling by train to a conference. Both racial groups arrive safely to their destination.

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Why did the Korean shoot the dog? Unfortunately, the dog was suffering from a severe mental trauma it had sustained when it by got hit by a car. This caused the dog to be extremely aggressive and it ruthlessly attacked a 5-year old girl playing in the street. The Korean who was coming home from a day out hunting in the woods saw the girl and shot the dog from long range to save the girl's life. The man was later thanked by the girl's family.

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What happened when a saxophone hit Sally? She had a concussion.

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BIM slowly fucks old women in the dark so they think its rape then he slips his hand up there ass and rips out there heart

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Why did Michael Vick run? Because he was being chased by defenders.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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