- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why did the man cross the road? He was hungry and homeless, and in search of chicken.

What's red and checkered and tells you to turn your music down? Michael

Knock knock. Who's there? Alzheimer. Alzheimer who? Knock knock.

Q: how do you get a live elephant into a refrigerator? A: you buy an industrial sized refrigerator and then walk the elephant slowly but surely through the door.

Women.

Where do black guys sit in the bus? Enywhere theres a free seat

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Punching a baby

Q.What do Santa Clause and a grape have in common? A.They both have beards. Except for the grape.

Why couldn't the old man see? Because he was stabbed in the eye.

How do you make a baby fly? Hit it's mother in the stomach.

whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew?... Never mind, that was a stupid question.

Whats black, yellow and white? my wives

What's hotter than a hot girl? The sun.

Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar. Several occupants leave as they realise the danger of the large animal.

sit on your hand until it goes numb and then touch yourself.

A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

Why was the boys dick hard? Because he stuck it in a hole in the snow.

Sally was ugly like a shaven babboon So she created her own little cacoon And within a week she finally emerged And she smelled like shit what a psycho

A. Do you know the best part about Anti Jokes? B. No

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Why did the man think he was hungry? Answer: Because his brain told that he needed to Eat or he was going to be really hungry. Made by eli

What would you call Kenny Dalgleish if he was black? Depends on the situation. In a formal environment you would call him Mr Dalgleish, in an informal one it would be acceptable to call him Kenny, Kenneth or just Ken.

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