- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the grandmother lock her grandson in the closet? Because she didn't love him.

how many high school boys does it take to change a light bulb?? idk the light bulb in my bathroom is out and i need to know how many boys to call over to fix it.

An owl and a squirrel where siting in a tree, watching a farmer go by. The owl then turned to the squirrel and said nothing... cos owls can't talk. The owl then eats the bird because it is a bird of prey

why did the donkey kick the men bc he tryed to pen the tail on hes ass

What did the boy say to his dad when he realized he was gay? Dad, I'm gay.

What did the mexican say to the black person? Hey there! How are you today?

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your son has been in a car accident and has died.

why was six afraid of seven? because seven threatened to kill him and his family.

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What's the difference between a black man and a bench? A bench is an inanimate object.

Your boat breaks down on the highway. How many squirrels does it take to eat a bannana? Squirrels do not eat bannanas but it would probably take a monkey 1.5 milliseconds.

Why did Ramsey fall off the seesaw? Because while he was playing with friends on a seesaw at a nearby Country Club, a very angry and insane man who had many handicaps, decided to solve his problems by killing someone. A funeral was held a week later.

why did the boy have no friends? cause he was smelly

What is worse than the holocaust? World War III.

On a scale from 1-10, what is your favorite color of the alphabet?

And so the Lord said unto John "Come forth and receive eternal life," but John came fifth, and won a toaster instead.

Dimes are silver Pennies are brass Why does your face look like an a**

Two homeless men are baking in an oven. They scream loudly until they both die.

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Whats pink and fluffy? Pink fluff

A wooly mammoth and a dodo bird walk into a bar. Just kidding.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is dead.

Is your refrigerator running? no then your food is probably beginning to rot

Whats the difference between a hundred dead babies and a Ferrari? The Ferrari isn't in my garage.

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