- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I have a dig bick . . . . . You have a dirty mind.

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I can't hear music. I am a sentence.

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What is bloody and has two legs? Half of a cat.

What did the disabled boy get on Christmas morning? Cancer.

What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection? Whatever their name is.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who practices the Jewish religion. A pizza is an italian dish consisting of dough, cheese, and tomato sauce.

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A. Do you know the best part about Anti Jokes? B. No

Why do turtles walk slow? They are physically incapable of walking fast.

Kid 1: Hey, guess what? Kid 2: Your MOM! HAHA! Kid 1:... My mother died two months ago from brain cancer after being shot in the head while fighting for our country in Iraq... Kid 2:.... um.. Your mom...?

Roses are red Violets are blue Charcoal is black and so is my neighbor

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A bug in your nut.

Knock knock! who's there? Excuse me sir can I have a moment to talk to you about our lord and savior Jesus Christ?

why did the chicken cross the road? because the food source on its original side was running low, thus forcing the chicken to find other food options.

Jimmy said he would never beat his wife, so why did he do it anyway? Because he was a hypocrite.

I was jaywalking when it hit me. You know, a car.

A Man Walks into a Bar with a Dog. He is blind, and is promptly guided to his seat by other patrons.

What do you call two black men and a hispanic man in the back of a car? The punchline of this joke is offensive, and might bring legal troubles to Anti-Joke.Com and it's subsidiaries. For these reasons, Anti-Joke.Com will not allow it to be shown.

Why didn't the Orphan finish his lemonade. His legs got chopped off.

What's Green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels

What did the dog say to the astro turf? SHUT UP!! I don't want to here your excuses, put the dishes away when you're done with them or so help me! You see the dog had been abused as a puppy and as a result he was always a bit off.

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