What did the African want for breakfast? Ebola cereal

Why did the lights turn off? Because I turned them off.

Ronan Parke, making Justin Bieber look straight since 2009

how do you find a ghost? shoot yourself.

How do you catch wet wood on fire? Ask a business owner in Ferguson, MO, to keep it in their store.

What is the difference between a pizza and a Black guy? A pizza can serve a family of four.

Roses are Roses Violets are Violets I am to Literal, That is a statement.

how do you fix a family? Someone gives in

Knock Knock. Whose there? The Police, you wife died in a car accident.

I just lied when I clicked the 'I have read and agree to the Terms of Service' to post this when in fact, I didn't read it at all.

Guy: "Did you hear about the guy who cried wolf?" Friend: "Yes. He was pulling your leg. People cry tears not wolves." Guy: "How did you know he was pulling my leg?" Friend: "If you look down, he's still there pulling it."

How did the 8 year old child die? He was raped at the age of 7 and given the STD of AIDS. His clock then started as his family cried about his final days of his life.

A Man walks into a bar and asks for a shot. The Bartender proceeds to unload a 30 round banana clip into his head, neck, and midsection.

Why can you punish cows but not fish? Because you can ground beef, but not fish!

why do people copy other people's anti-jokes? because they don't have a life nor an imagination. P.S. if this gets a lot of thumbs ups, expect another one soon from one of those people who copy others anti-jokes...

Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? It had no legs.

Why did the black man buy watermellon? Because he was having a barbecue in his suburban neighborhood and he wanted some fruit.

I was at work today and whilst staring at my beautiful colleague I realised how hard it had got. So I quit

What did the Wind say to the Window? (Insert Racist punchline here)

Why does a black person buy water? Because everyone needs water to survive SKH RZH

Sex positions (and other related things), never took off... 1. The 96 2. The mission (impossible) position. 3. The Tangoers party (swingers? The fack is that?) 4.Nasal. 5. Bed waltz (requires amazing dancing skills and multitasking, now they just call everything for "bed waltz" to show off) 6.Blind Date take uno (hard to find two blind people and make sure they meet each other and have a good time by themselves). 7. GILFS take one (I mean there could be many hot grandmas out there, but "Guns Id Like For Shooting", was not too popular due accidents)

oh hai

I live in a very rural area, so it's not easy to just go to the store and pick something up. I try to find out how to do things with the stuff I have on hand, so I Googled spot remover, but there are only pictures of stain cleaners. Please help. Spot has rabies.

two peanuts walked into a bar they both sat down and immediately left once they found out the bar was serving peanuts.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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