Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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A man knocks on a wooden door. A woman says who is it?

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Why did the boy fail his test? He didn't study.

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I had sex with my mother in law

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer..... I'm going to rip the scalp off of your son and where it on my face to a Cherokee Sacrificial Ceremony The other lawyer was actually a lightbulb

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Thats what she said......about the project proposal, it was some really valuable input.

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what happend to the kid standing on a railway, he got hit by a train

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An Atheist sneezed. Everyone around him said, "God bless you." He thanked them and continued on with his day.

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why did the one armed, bearded man, in a wheelchair go to the mall ? He wished to purchase yogurt and Tiger woods 2007 for the ps2

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Everytime God shuts a door, he opens a window, at the 122th floor of a skyskraper.

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If Jimmy had 5 apples and his brother had 5 apples then their father would have been married to their mother before they were born.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a dog in your apple

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What's black, white, and red all over? An interracial couple that got hit by a bus.

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Why did the boy die? He had cancer.

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Q.why did the woman die A.she left the refrigerator door open then left the kitchen

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What do u do when life gives u lemons?? Eat them

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Is J.P. dumb? Yes

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How do you stop a cat from urinating on your floor? Shoot it.

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a woman votes!

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The hooker walks into a bar wearing a vest and tight denim shorts. A drunken man proceeds in trying to have his way with her. He is thrown out for sexual mis-conduct and is currently waiting for his court date.

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I saw my friend stabbing a girl. i asked what is he doing "Oh im just killing time" turns out the girls name is Time Demson. What a weird name i thought to myself.

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why wouldn't the printer work? because there was an animal in it.

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What is blue and invisible? Invisible blue paint

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what is better than your entire family getting brutally murdered applesauce

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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