This is a stupid joke. Get it to the top of the list and Kobe Bryant will pass to you.

Benny: Hi, my name is Benny, what's your name? A potato: ...

why was 6 afraid of 7? because he's a pussy.

What was the last thing Batman said to Robin before they got in the Batmobile Robin, get in the Batmobile.

What did the man with no teeth say? I need some teeth.

What walks on four in the morning, three at noon, and two at night? A baby with leprosy.

a man walks into a bar and a horsefly eats him

why was 6 afraid of seven? cause 7's a n i g g a

whats the difference between a fur rug and a pile of dead babies? i dont lie on a fur rug to pleasure myself

What did the black person use to peel a banana? His hands.

What is similar between a penguin and a newspaper? If you kill a penguin, then grind it up into a fine powder, then the penguin becomes a newspaper.

Waiter, waiter, there's a fly in my soup! That's not a fly, it's a gnat.

what is the difference between joe diragi and jerry sandusky sabdusky only targets human little boys

Q: How did Mary get frostbite A: Her mother locked her in a freezer

This is a haiku Haikus are not really jokes Congratulations!

What did the bar say to the man? Nothing, bars can't talk

You know what makes no cents? 100 cents because 100 cents make a dollar.

What happens when you divide by 0? Sadly, you don't.

butt sex

Autism speaks but not really

please dis this joke, I want to get to the bottom of the leaderboard!

Q: Whats the biggest lie? A: The Cake...

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Alzheimers, Cheese on toast.

What's small, black,and crispy? A baby after an apartment fire

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