- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear about the man with 3 balls? He liked tennis

You mothers so ghetto, you died.

What did the President give his wife for her birthday? Women's Rights.

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Peter

How do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree? You shoot at the blonde. Causing her to fall, but I have a feeling she will be pretty mad!

Why did Mr. Moseley choose to not buy crest toothpaste this month? Because your daughter got an abortion.

Penis.

Do you need a life...? You can borrow mine! lol JUBIE! :()

Why was the girl so stupid? She had mental retardation caused my Down Syndrome.

Why isn't eating an Olympic sport? Because that wouldn't make any sense.

whats a porn stars favorite number? 69...

i have a black person in my family tree he's still hanginh

What's a word that describes someone annoying, black, starts with an N and ends with a R? Nagger

Janey Had her first kiss with Jonny. Jonny choked on her ridiculously large was of gum and died.

What do you call it when a black man and a Mexican open up a fast-food restaurant together? A joint venture.

Why is chad so gay? Its his choice.

What's black and white and red all over? A panda with red paint splattered on it

Why are elephants big, grey, and wrinkly? Because if they were small, round, and white, they would be called 'asprin'.

whats long and hard and full of seamen a penis

Two dogs went out for a walk. Then their master took them home.

A dyslexic blind man

A doctor walks into a bar. It's his day off and decides to celebrate after a long week of working.

Why did the little boy leave his bike on the side of the road? He was kidnapped and his body was found 2 weeks later at Penn State

Why did the little girl drop her school books? A kid jacked her in the head with a brick.

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