Wat do u call a priests shit Holy shit

A dog walks into a bar. It was a bar in Taiwan, so they killed it and ate it.

Justin Becnel falls off a tree, what happens? He breaks his neck and unfortunately dies.

Five Mexicans were driving down the motorway in a Ford. Must've been a Fiesta.

knock knock "who's there?" "boo" "boo who?" dont worry its only a joke dont cry.

So there's this big ass moose, and he walks into this grocery store, & asks the cashier "which isle are the potatoes in?" the lady replies, "down isle 5." so the moose walks down to isle 5 and there weren't any potatoes!

A white man, a black man, and a mexican are stranded on an island. They all died.

What's the worst thing about African poverty? The fact that there is no foreseeable solution to the problem of millions suffering.

A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

Why didnt little timmy have a pencil? He was poor

an object in motion continues to stay in motion unless acted upon by an external force :)

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

Roses are red Here is something new Violets are violet NOT FUCKING BLUE

A horse walks into a bar, it is then frightened and bucks a man in the chest. Animal control and an ambulance are promptly called. The horse is then taken to a stable, while the man is taken to the hospital where he later made a full recovery.

Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

Say this fast: Alpha kenny body sofa king hard with mike hawk. :)

Roses are red, Violets are blue...........Im wearing socks

Two friends sit down to dinner, the third is late so they eat him

What happened when a saxophone hit Sally? She had a concussion.

A baby seal walks into a club. It was a tragedy.

Have you ever seen a dinosaur? No

BIM slowly fucks old women in the dark so they think its rape then he slips his hand up there ass and rips out there heart

I was jaywalking when it hit me. You know, a car.

So, a man walks into a bar, and he ends up in intensive care, because the bar was very hot and gave him severe burns. He was on business in an industrial park.

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