- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming? Here come the elephants.

Did you hear about the guy who came onto his best friend's wife? Yeah, she handed him some kleenex after and told him to wipe it off.

So, theoretically, if we controlled the media, what would be different then?

You are being like super pervert now, I would never ever even try weed, cocaine is the real deal, you know I do not mean that. Anyway does it work on everyone?

Ask me if i am a tree? "Are you a tree" No.

You know what they say about men with big feet? Big penis.

What did the black guy do with his gun? Shoot a deer

What's Jewish and gay? Henry Shine

"Honey im home!" but his honey was dead on the floor along with his 3 kids.

Q: Why wouldn't the other kids play with Timmy at recess? A: Because he was a burn victim and had no face.

knock knock, whos there? your neighbor's cat..no not really, but your sister just got raped

I have sexdaily. I mean dyslexic. Fcuk!

What smells like old people and is white? Talcum Powder.

Whats the difference between a polish drunkard and a German scholar? They are two different nationalities.

What's Green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels

What did the German say to the Jew? Sorry.

Q: what the apple say to the orange? A: nothing because there fruits and fruits cant talk

Romeny or Obama? Obamney

so a jew walks into a bar and leaves at 9:00 becuase he has work in the morning.

What do you call some one in the middle of the ocean without a boat skrewed.

how many cookies did the fat kid eat? a perfectly reasonable amount of cookies.

Patient: I thonk I'm gonna die Doctor: well will ya hurry up and die already? I've got to treat a kid with a paper cut.

Why was Frankenstein green? Because he painted himself green. Frankenstein is the scientist, not the monster.

What's worse than getting a bruise? AIDS.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??