Why was the man sad? Because he found his 80 year old mother had been raped and murdered in her home...

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Q: Why did the duck eat some grass? A: because we are so careless that we caused global causing the entire pond to shrink to a size where it cannot raise a family and the fish could not prosper so the duck could not eat what it had forcing it do consume an inedible substence causing it to die because is not a natural part of a ducks diet

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Hello, this is Chuck Norris speaking.

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Why is Taylor sad? Because she's the middle of a human centipede.

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Knock knock Who's there? Tom Tom who? Tom Rodgers I don't know you Tom decides to leave the house because the person in the house does not recognize him

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Which is longer? A rope...

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There were once three bears who lived in a cottage in the forest. They left to go to the market one day. While they were gone a blonde girl walked into their cabin. Meanwhile at the market, everyone was freaking out that there were bears there.

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Black Ops? That sounds illegal. Anyway, what do you mean you are a employee only? I mean if you where a fed, you would either be on the top, or be an employee no?

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What do you call a black man with an afro? Whatever his name happens to be.

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How do you make a clown sad? Rape his wife, choke his grandma and send him a video of you setting his children on fire.

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Why did the mentally disabled child begin to cry? Because he shit himself

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Q: Why did the fork cross the balloon? A: Apples

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dyslexia is like gingervitus except they are exactly alike in possible little ways with gigantic raging boners CC

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what would your nan do if she was alive right now? scratching the top of the coffin.

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What's brown, no one likes and has had a bad history? Dog poop

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why did the plane crash the pilot was a loaf of bread

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What did the little girl with no arms or legs get for christmas? Nothing, she was Jewish.

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The blondes on the opposite part of the lake is a pretty good joke

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kcuf read it backwards

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What do the Jewish man, the Black man, and Mexican man all have in common? They all miraculously like cantalope.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems make sense. 5

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Worlds first anti joke.

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