- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many women does it take to arrange my new Ethan Allen furniture? Just one, I was told it was divorce present. She took it with her.

Yo mama smells so bad that she has no friends and killed herself.

Every time you log on to a porn site, somewhere a panda cub explodes. BOYCOTT PORNOGRAPHY. SAVE THE PANDAS.

Q: why didn't the little black boy have a father? A: because he unfortunately died at the age of 48 with pancreatic cancer.

Yo momma so pretty,she gets a lot of compliments.

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Trick question; feminists can't change anything.

What's white, wet, and sticky? A tissue that I just blew my nose with.

How do black men eat chicken? Chicken goes in bone come out.

"Spell 'horse'" "H-O-U-Z-E" "No, that's incorrect. You failed the spelling test, you stupid fool."

Why did the plane crash? Cause the pilot was a loaf of bread.

its snowing on mount fuji

Why did the blind man die? He had eye surgery and the doctor told him when he first opened his eyes there would be a very bright light, turns out he also had alzheimers and wandered onto the train tracks

Why did Daphie die? I stabbed her 487 times.

Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar. Several occupants leave as they realise the danger of the large animal.

Womens Rights

Q:What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A: A pilot you racist jerk...

What do you call a guy walking into a bar Dave, because that's his name

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Who was sorry when the fat kid fell over last year? The whole of Japan.

Why are some people so awesome? Because their black.

4 out of 4 questions. You want to cross the lake, but alligators live in that river. How do you get across? The alligators aren't there. They're all at the lion king's meeting.

When you give your homecoming date flowers, you're really handing them a bouquet of sex organs

ask me if im deaf. are you deaf? ...............

What's Pink And Wet? A chewed up piece of Bubble gum.

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