- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a sheep on a trampoline? Disorientated.

What do you get if you mix a Bulldog and a Shih tzu? A new breed of dog.

Q: What do you call a guy that is smart? A: A SMART Guy.

What's worse than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown suit. What's worse than a dead baby in a clown suit? Ten dead babies in a trash-can. What's worse than ten dead babies in a trash-can? One dead babie in ten trash-cans.

What is better than winning a gold medal at the special olympics? Not being retarded

It's about 3 days from Mother's Day. What do you get her? Nothing. Nothing is a very powerful thing. hehe thats what she said.

Have you ever seen a dinosaur? No

A black guy, a priest, and a rabbi all walk into a bar. They order water and chat about life.

Vagina jokes aren't funny. Period. Damnit, ignore that.

Why is a frog green? Because it was born that way

What does the cookie monster and the blue man group have in common? They are both homosexually active

Church.

You Know what worse than having 10 Kids? Having Eleven

An Englishman an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. The barman notices this rather humorous cliche and proceeds to point it out, laughs are shared by all.

What do you call a black man and a black woman having sex? A husband and wife who love each other very much and are trying to have a baby.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she lost her balance.

Your momma;s so fat she stepped on the scale and said one at a time please!

ROSES ARE RED, VIOLETS ARE BLUE, WITHOUT MY HEART I CANNOT LOVE YOU

Why did the boy sharpen his pencil it was dull

what's brown and sticky A stick!

Roses are red Violets are blue Charcoal is black and so is my neighbor

Say this fast: Alpha kenny body sofa king hard with mike hawk. :)

What's red and screams? A peeled baby in a bag of salt.

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