That awkward moment when a joke doesn't end the way you think it would.

A. Why did the chicken cross the road? B. Why? A. To get to the other side. A. Knock, Knock. B. Who's there? A. The chicken.

This joke is funny

A lil girl walks in to a bar........................ all a sudden a giant purple bunny jump up into her butt... now every time she poops its an easter egg hunt. LBall

What do you call a Black person in a city with high crime rates? Whatever their name happens to be.

If a quiz is also referred to as a quizzicle, then what is a test also referred to as? A test, really. There are no synonyms for 'test' which would result in a humorous punchline; 'exam,' 'essay' and 'evaluation' are the closest possible answers and none of them provide humor at all.

I was thinking... Love conquers all right? Remember the epic crying video? Satan: Because... Some where deep inside... I still love you... God:BUUUUUUUUUUAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHAAAAUuuuaaaahhh... (Partially invisible effect hand of Satan pats God on the back) The universe is at peace with no opposing forces and I am Nerometal, not that asshole that claims to have one fist and is the leader of some sect, I am and will always be the original Moralman, my name simply happens to be Nero, and thats it, so I am not dissing the bible, why would I none of my business literally, but if love can be tha powerful eh?

Why did the gorilla fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Brian finally kissed a girl on the lips... After her daily whore shift of blowjobs -Ap

why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom T H E R E ' R E A L L D E A D!!!

Where can I find a good Prostitute? Your Parents House.

Knock knock. Who's there? The Door! He then broke down into tears as the nightmares from his schizophrenia had lead to a severely crippled mental state.

Why was the boy depressed? A. because his whole family was slaughtered on the kitchen floor.

what did the Nazi do when his Jewish rabbit died? silly Nazi rabbits don't have religion

What's sad about a pile of dead people? They didn't have life insurance.

Why was the jew so happy? He won the lottery which at the time was 3.40 dollars

so the weather's nice...

what did the radish say to the orange i'm a radish

Whats bad about a black cop coming to your house? I was having a KKK meeting in the basement.

Why did the Quantum chicken cross the road? It was already on both sides.

Why did the Mexican stop mowing the family's lawn? Because he felt it was time for his son to learn some responsibility.

When life gives you lemons.... Don't eat them, because you're probable hallucinating, and you don't know where they came from.

you're mommas so fat that her doctor says she is morbitly obese and may die of a heart failure later in life

Q: whats snoop doggs favourite weather? A: drizzle

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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