A guy has cancer. He dies.

What kind of horse can do a backflip? No kind of horse.

what do you watch ? a tv

- What's the difference between a gay man and a refrigerator? - The refrigerator doesn't fart when you take your meat out.

Why did Miss Parkinson get hit by a bus? Because it missed Justin Bieber by a few inches.

rosses are red voilets are pinkey your mams pussy is really stinky

What can you never have for dinner? Breakfast and lunch

"Want to hear a joke? Tough."

What's 2+2? Gonorrhea

What is a Mexican's favorite sport? Cross country.

What happens when a black guy roles over a speed-bump? I don't know. I have never tried it

why couldn't the the black man get a job? because he doesn't posses the correct work ethic.

Why did the woman make a sandwich? Because she was hungry.

Your MUM has aids :D LOL

Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? No.

I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump!

What's the difference between dead babies and Christmas lights? I don't have Christmas lights hanging on my Christmas tree...

What's black and white and red all over? Two nuns in a chainsaw fight.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is a woman.

What did the watermelon say to the apple? Nothing. Watermelons are fruits and incapable of speech.

wuts the diference between a black guy and arab? black guy kills whitye guy arab lijkes black guy (no jews or **** thou)

why did the turtle beat the rabbit ? because the rabbit eventually got shot

What's worse than molding bread? Babies in the toaster.

How do you get money out of a Jew? You convince him your cause is worthwhile.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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