Roses are red,violets are blue, im epileptic sdblkselhvefbed

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What did the famed say when he lost his tractor I lost my tractor!!!!

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Yo mamas so tan she might get skin cancer

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why cant monkeys swim? cause they dont have staberlizers.

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In Soviet Russia it is normally colder than america and most people speak russian.

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IU football

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roses are red violets are blue some poems rhyme but this one doesn't

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Why was the man full? He ate a meal.

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How did the girl with no arms fall out the window? I pushed her.

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What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in an oven.

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What is the biggest fictional book ever made? Either the Bible, or the Dictionary.

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There was a baby, and it wouldnt stop crying. So the mom shook it and shook it. Then it stopped crying.

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Why did the black man jump off a cliff? He's been emotionally unstable ever since he witnessed the brutal murder of his parents as a child and could no longer live with himself, so he decided to commit suicide.

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Whats worse than losing your car keys? Watching your 4 year old son get visciously raped by a 20stone sex hungry pedophile and knowing you cant do anything about it because the sex hungry pedophile is your dad and he is the alpha male of the family so he has full mating rights.

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I had my period 3 days ago.

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Why did the fish swim away from the boat when the fishermen put him back in the water? Because he obviously wasn't gonna get back in the boat.

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What did the child rapist say to the little boy? I'm going to rape you.

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What's brown and sticky? Caramel.

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knock knock who's there doctor doctor who No

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I walked a few Km from home.. Something stops me in my tracks, there lies A LIE!

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Q:what has two legs and bleeds A: a dog cut in half

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Why does a snake have eyes? To see!

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What did the man do when he was tired Nothing he went to bed

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What did the cat say when you rub it's stomach? Nothing because felines don't have the needed vocal organs to speak, and probaly wouldn't know english do to the size of there brain.

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