Q: Do you know what really makes me smile? A: Facial Muscles.

Black Person Eating Fried Chicken

Knock knock Who's there Police

Call of Duty is Awesome So is fingering a dead lion with an iron dildo

What did the kid with no arms, no legs, and cancer get for his birthday? A: Polio.

sometimes i wonder why is the frisbee getting bigger? then it hits me

Why are you late? Sorry, I would have been here sooner, only I wasn't.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Jeff. I don't know anyone by the name of Jeff. Please leave my property immedaitely.

How are contortionists so flexible? They stretch.

Knock Knock Who's there? Nobel Nobel who? There was no bell, that's why I'm knocking you idiot

What color was the duck? It had one foot.

Why did Gus go to the HC? Because he got high off his ass.

Deadly cancer.

Why was seven afraid of eight? Because eight nine ten.

Roses are red violets are blue you're the middle child no one cares about you

What does Snoop dog wash his clothes with Bleach

Who has fair skin, blonde hair and is African? Stefan.

Women's rights

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? The Batmobile only seats one, you'll have to take the bike Boy Wonder.

Why did the orange fall asleep? Because its never awake.

Have you heard of the lawnmower joke? (NO) Neither have I!

whats big, black and red all over? My mom when its that time of the month

what happens when you put samuel jackson on a plane with snakes? They make a movie

Why did the guy crash his car? Because he didn't want to crash his truck.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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