- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn’t get to cross the road. Halfway through the crossing, it was hit by a car and turned into roadkill. Then a family of black people picked it up and turned it into fried chicken.

Why did Lil wayne decide to be a rapper? Because he would earn a very large amount of money and fame.

What do a woman and a female dog have in common? They were both annoying so I put them down.

What happened to the blonde pregnant women? She died giving birth to her blind and mentally challenged son.

If Africa had more mosquito nets, millions, MILLIONS of mosquitoes would die for hunger.

A panda bear walks into a bar. The bartender then alerts the zoo of the whereabouts of their missing panda.

Why did the chicken cross the road To get to your house Knock knock: whos there? The chicken duh

roses are red violets are blue sugar is sweat and so are you

What did the dead person say? Nothing, dead people cant talk, coz they are dead

An Irishman walks into a bar. He orders whiskey. An American enters the same bar. He orders a beer. A blonde Frenchwoman enters the same bar. She says "Gimme whatever the Irisman ordered! Double it! He's cool!" She started talking to the American

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The bartender asks the rabbi "why the long face?" The rabbi says "to get to the other side." Seeing the puzzled look on the bartender's face, the priest says, "orange you glad he didn't say banana?"

A black guy, a Jew, and a Mexican jump out of a plane. Who dies first? Well, judging by the fact that black people in general have a higher body mass, the black man most likely would smash into the ground first.

Why did the man rob a convenience store? Don't ask why, call the police! He could be robbing more stores!

How many watermelons did the black man have? Too many to count, he was a farmer and his primary crop was watermelons.

guess what my nephew said today? oh ya i forgot, hes dead..

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The first is a person of the Jewish Faith and the other is a popular item of food.

Where do you live? In a house

You spent your time reading this and realized there was no joke.

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how do you make a plumber cry? you kill his family

What do you call a man with a black book? I don't know.

Why didn't the firefighter put out the fire? Because he wasn't a very good firefighter.

What do you call a blue penquin dipped in chocolate doing the samba? A blue penquin dipped in chocolate doing the samba!

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