Who saw 9/11 as a miracle? The undertakers

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A doctor walks out of the delivery room and relieves A nervous father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happiness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with the rest of what he had to relay to the father. Your wife died during the delivery.

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What is it called when a whole bunch of black people run down a hill? A race.

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(read this aloud): A man walks into a bar with a giraffe. Him and the giraffe order multiple shots and get hammered. The giraffe on the other hand can't hold his liquor so well, and ends up passing out on the floor of the bar. The man decides to leave him there and take off. On his way out, the bartender yells, "Hey, you can't just leave that lyin' there!" and the man says, "It's not a lion, it's a giraffe!"

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If a little boy teleported to mars how fast would he get there? Little boys are incapable of breaking down their molecular structure in order to send their individual particles faster than the speed of light in any given direction. Thus this question is illogical and can not be answered.

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A man walks into a bar. Now he needs stitches on his forehead because he was walking pretty fast

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How did sarah break her arm? She was in a tragic car accident. An ambulance arrived and quickly rushed her to the hospital where she was cared for by medical professionals.

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Roses are red, Violets are violet They are not blue You stupid twat

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Whats worse than jizzing while your on a date? Shitting in you pants while your on a date.

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Your Mum's so fat, she's going to die.

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Why did the man name his boy "Sue?" He had bad eyesight and thought it was a girl.

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What did Spiderman do when he saw a crime taking place? He stopped it

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what does the sloth say to dylan sedgwick nothing dylan is the sloth

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If you see Chuck Norris you should probably tell him hey for me.

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If Michael Jackson was alive we would who cares he is dead

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Whats worse then people People copying other Anti-Jokes. People copying other Anti-Jokes about the holocaust.

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Why did the dodo cross the road Dodos are extinct so therefor they are unable to

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Q /why do people eat dinner? A/ because their hungry

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

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What happens when you mix a black guy and a chinese guy. A disfigured man

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Why was the little boy late to school Cause he walked on a landmine

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Why are there so many little girls falling off swing jokes? Because you tuch youself at night.

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How do you make someone cry Take all of their belongings

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Jeremy has 8 apples. Susie has 3. how much does Jason have? Purple because aliens don't like grapes.

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