Is the boy sleeping? No, he's dead!

No, we got to speak now, or you know, never.

A guy walks into a bar what does he say? OW.

Hope you all drop the soap in prison

Knock, knock. Come in.

Whats worse than malaria? Dying from it.

What do you call an englishman who wakes up in Africa Confused

A man with a ski mask leaves a jewelry store He then goes back because he accidentally took the clerk's pen

What do you get when you cross a joke and a rhetorical question?

Knock Knock ... guess nobody's home.

Whats the difference between a Duck? One of its legs are both the same.

Whats an Anti Joke

Why can't Hellen Keller play hide and go seek? Because she is dead.

What did the suicide bomber say on new years day? Happy new year.

What's green has eight legs, and would kill you of it fell on you from the top of a tree? A Billiard table

whats worse than being late to school haveing your family killed by an angry peice of toast

She said no

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He did not have a proper grip on it.

What is large, white, and can't climb trees? A refrigerator.

What's the difference between a jazz musician and a cheese pizza? A cheese pizza is a food and a jazz musician is a person.

What's worse than AIDS? Buying the anti-joke book

A blonde, a brunette and a red head engage in a discussion on World politics. The brunette says she would like to see politicians paying more attention to the environment. The red head says she would like to see improvements in the economy. The blonde says she has to poop.

What's funnier than the world ending? Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder in a staring contest.

How do you make a sandwich? You don't, you have a girl do it for you.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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