what did helen keller say to the nazi? -nothing, helen keller was blind and deaf so she could never aquired the ability to speak

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Whats worse than finding a real joke on anti-jokes? -Nothing

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What happens when a jewish man, black man, asian and an amish man get on the same plane heading to Chicago? The reach their destinations safely and go their separate ways.

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A blonde and a brunette are stuck on a desert island, they later died of starvation.

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Why do blacks run away from whites? Because god told all people to never go to the light.

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how much wood can a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood three wood

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52 Prostitutes in a bar. Challenge Accepted.

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Have you heard the deaf guitarist? He's really good.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He was being taken to the slaughter house

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WNBA

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Why did the chicken go up the car? To get a drink.

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Your mother's breasts sag with such severity that the late, great surrealist artist Salvatore Dali mistook them for clocks.

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Two men drove their car of a cliff. They died.

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I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump!

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What did the podiatrist say to the proctologist? That athletes foot fungus is clearing up nicely.

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Why did the boy throw butter out the window? Because he had uncontrollable muscle spasms.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It had the utmost desire to.

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What did the blind and deaf kid get for Christmas? Leukemia.

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"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Me. May I come in?" "Yes, you may."

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A man had a blue hat, a yellow hat and a red hat. This man has three hats.

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What do you call Michael? A homosexual person who is nice, however he is still gay.

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what do you call dominic rolling down a hill?

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Q:Why did the cop arrest the black guy with a gun? A: because he shot a family and when the funeral was held he cooked a grenade killed everyone and peed on there grave, later he rapped two dogs and stabbed a crippled then tea bagged a horse to death.

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An astronaut and a cosmonaut are sitting in a bar, discussing who was better. The cosmonaut says, "We Russians were the first people in space!" The astronaut says, "That may be true, but we were the first to land on the moon my friend." The cosmonaut turns back to the astronaut and says, "Yes, but we shall be then first to ever land on the Sun!" So, the astronaut skeptically asks, "And how do you intend to do that?" The cosmonaut replies, "Simple.......we will go at night." Thank you to David Cross

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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