- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two muffins are in an oven. The oven is set to 425 degrees farenheit. The two muffins are taken out of the oven once cooked, and enjoyed by the couple who cooked them.

Roses are Red, Violets are Red, Bushes are Red, Trees are Red... my garden is on fire...

what does the NAACP stand for? Now Apes Are Called People.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Blonds are cute and so are u.

What's the difference between a blonde and a blow up doll? The blonde is a person, you sexist asshole.

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident, you're entire family is dead.

How do you give Salley enough energy swim against the river current? Add your own electric current.

Why did I write this anti-joke? Because I am generally not that funny.

what did the lonely boy get for christmas? the absence of a familly

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Why do those Indian people have that dot on their forehead ? Idk but it makes a good target.

Why did Jimmy through a glass at spouse? Jimmy was an abusive husband who had a tendancy to drink too much.

Why did the little kid color outside the lines? He had Parkinson's Disease.

A family's house was possessed by ghosts causing them great fear and discomfort. Who are they gonna call? A real estate agent.

What did your last slave die of? Terminal Cancer

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 ate a dude's face.

What did the deaf, dumb, blind, black kid get for Christmas? Modern Warfare 3.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Some dreams stay dreams, But some dreams come true. Some want to be god, They want to have made us. But I want to be an astronaught, So I can explore Uranus.

Why did the elephants get in a taxi? They were going to the airport.

Teacher: Billy what do you want to be when you grow up? Billy: A fireman! Teacher: Tommy what do you want to be when you grow up? Tommy: 9/11

What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot.

What's blue and says "Good morning" A blue sign that says good morning

What does the man do to his meat? He beats it.

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