- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the chicken cross the road? becasue he wanted to. also he didnt want to be involved in the holocost

Why did Colussi miss 2 years of school? -Because he died

Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

roses are red leather is black when when god made you he was smoking crack

Little Johnny asks his teacher "What's 23 times 3?" She yelled, "Be quiet, Johnny, and grow up!"

There's a black guy and a white guy standing in a bar, surprisingly the black guy doesn't die. This isn't a racist joke.

what hurts more than a stab wound? two stab wounds

Whats worse than three dead women in a ditch ? 4 dead women in a ditch.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because your a fag.

What did the Catholic Priest say to the young boy? God bless you.

Why does matt daly get confused for? A Penis

Why did the clown chase the boy? The boy was sad and needed cheering up

Why did the teacher give out homework? she is a teacher

Why did the clown go to the doctor? Because he had a malignant tumor on his liver.

Dear emma brown i would appreciate if i could have my dick back, the you squeezed of wwith you ass cheeck -jackson edwards

"your momma's so fat that she died in her sleep last night," said the doctor. "There was nothing we could do."

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Q) Why was six afraid of seven? A) Seven was black.

We have a 24hr fitness center...it is open from 6 to 11

What's more annoying than a mosquito? the Sandy Hook Massacre

What happens when two jews meet in the bus ? I don't know, but I'm pretty sure it's not worth telling a joke about that.

Your mother is so stupid that she has trouble discerning certain facts from fiction.

Q: What did the Kool-Aid Man say when he crashed through a wall? A: "OW! That hurt!"

Yo mama's so fat that when she steeped on the scale, it read a rather large number as compared to the average, healthy weight of the human race. Of course, she could become thin by working out or eating less, but she chooses not to because of the laziness that has now corrupted her completely.

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