- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you know a French guy has been in your back yard? Your thrash cans are empty and your dog's pregnant

What do you get when you cross a dog and a cat? A hybrid animal that can never exist to do each species own genetic make-up which would subsequently reject the other's. I.E. The cat would reject the dog sperm from ever fertilizing and the dog would reject cat sperm.

Everytime God shuts a door, he opens a window, at the 122th floor of a skyskraper.

Joe Alfon walkes into hell, The devil say: " hi" And joe burns to death

What is red and has seven dents? Snow White's Cherry.

What did Helen Keller say when she got raped? Stop raping me.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Someone else's.

What is better than AIDS? Cancer.Cancer and more cancer

There are two types of people in this world: those who can count and those who can't. I happen to be one of those who can.

What is brown and sticky? A stick

Youre in your car, and you stop at a light you see a home less person holding a sign that says "Home less and hungry, anything helps." You ask if they want a box of cereal, "No thanks." They replied, you ask why not? "Well, I really just want to go to the movies."

Why could'nt the boy eat peanuts? Because if he did he would proceed to have an allergic reaction, his throat would swell up, he would go into analeptic shock and die.

3 friends are out camping. One says to the other "It sure is a great day to go fishing." The other says "Yes indeed." The third one says "I agree." After a few minutes of hiking, they go to lake and begin fishing.

Roses are red Violets are blue Who is your daddy And what does he do?

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the black person

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Leaves are green, You should know all this by now...

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Whats worse then getting caught in the rain with no umbrella? Aids.

Get out of the way everybody, a group of elephants are tumbling down the mountain!

Q: What did Tommy do when it was time to go to bed? A: Go to bed. Q:What did Tommy do when it was time to wake up? A: Kill him self.

Why did the vampire die? He had AIDS.

what does a gorilla do when it sleeps. it snores.

Why was the boy crying last night? - a clown raped him

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