- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the worst part of Chemotharapy? The Cancer.

Yo mama so fat, that she feels uncomfortable in a bathing suit.

What did the little boy with cancer say right before he died? Nothing. He was very sick, and could not speak during the last few weeks of his life.

Get on your knees Ho

whats red and and smells like blue paint red paint

Your mother is so ugly that people make yo mamma jokes about her

Did u hear about the jew that bought something not on sale? Neither did i.

Did you hear about the Asian boy that entered the piano competition? He died yesterday.

what hurts more than a stab wound? two stab wounds

what does it mean when Justin Bieber sounds like a boy someones hit puberty

What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff

whos the bitch now!?! you are.

What happens when you cross a starfish with a dog? Dogs and chickens are from a different phylum, they are genetically incompatible.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It got shot. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Why couldn't the boy write his name because he had no arms.

What has two legs and is red all over? Half a cat

Why cant i stand up? Cause i shat my pants

What's big, red, has green and puple spots and responds to "here boy"? Nothing, not to my knowledge anyway!

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what did the shark do when he died.....

what do you call a man with no penis? what ever his name is

What's small and harmless, but deadly when thrown at high speeds? A baby.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 is a registered sex offender.

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for his birthday just dance 3

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