- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man goes to the doctor and is told, "you have cancer." He then spends his last days writing a bucket list, but losing his leg in a wood chipper before he could complete a single item on his list

how did the tree fall on the woman? it didnt, trees dont grow in kitchens

What does a blond see when she looks at a dog? A four legged mammal, refered to as canis lupus familiaris, or what is commonly known as a dog.

What did Jesus say last before being nailed to the cross? I don't know, It never happened. ...Why did he say that? He didn't, it's not real.

What did America get on the 11th September? 9/11

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

YOU AINT GOT NO PANCAKE MIX the preacher then bitchslaps the black man

Your mother is so fat that when she steps on a scale it shows her a weight that she is not very satisfied with

Roses are red, Violets are blue.

A man walks into a bar and starts telling anti-jokes to his friend. His friend is a follower and laughs even though they aren't funny.

Emily Brunelle is skinny

Roses are Red Violets are Blue The end is near I want a beer

What is yellow and fluffy? Green fluff, I lied about the yellow part.

Knock Knock Who's there? the mailman.

What's brown and sticky? The faeces of a glue stick.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Bob

When's the best time to go to the dentist? There is no best time, it is based on personal opinion and depending whether or not you have a conflicting schedule

How did the Jew his German neighbor? Every morning the Jew says hello and the German replys hello

A Mexican, an Italian and an American all walk into a bar. They order their drinks and have pleasant conversation, and all return home to loving families safely and securely.

What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? The wheelchair.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

How did Hitler fit 100 Jews in his car? Ashes don't take up much space.

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