What happpens when a Jew walks into a wall with a boner? He breaks his nose

What's the difference between a red Ferrari and a pile of deal babies? The red Ferrari is not in my garage right now.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? No reason.

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How do you kill a blonde? Put a scratch-n-sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool.

Your mom is absolutely pefect. This makes me love HIM.

What did one hipster say to the other hipster? I'm not a hipster.

You're so fat. Well maybe to kids born in Africa.

I could even argue that having blood on your penis is kinda fun sometimes.

Why did the black man fail math? He had missed many classes due to his mother's terminal cancer.

A guy walks into a bar. He was an alcoholic and it was destroying his family.

What is 4 letters and made out of wood? Wood.

What did the retarded asian dolphin eat for breakfast? A big bowl of shit

A young boy walks into a bar and asks for directions or a map. The bartender takes him into a backroom and gives him a map he just happened to have. The boy continues on his way and the bartender is happy that he did a good deed.

Your momma is so dumb she has to have weekly tutoring to help understand finding the value of x in an equation.

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Three blondes walk into a bar. I prematurely ejaculate.

Two muffins are being baked in an oven. One muffin turns to the other and says, "Man, it's starting to get really hot in here." The other muffin says, "MUFFINS CAN TALK?!"

Worst joke ever

LMFAO - "WE runnin' through these hoes like Drano?" Is that really what society has sunken to? Is this really what is accepted? Is this what we are jamming into children's moralities? Society is Screwed!

What's the difference between a turtle and a horse? The horse has no shell.

What's the difference between a water melon and a baby? One's fun to hit with a sledge hammer, the other's just a water melon.

What's sad about three black men driving over a cliff?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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