What is the result of a couples' feud? 96.

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Why do women hate getting shot? They die.

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Guess what! what haha u listened to me

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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What's up brah brah

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If life throws you melons, not only might you be dyslexic, but you are probably also uneducated, since the phrase is "if life gives you lemons".

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Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7 8 had a lot of PCP went crazy and shoved a gun down 6's throat

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A chicken crosses the road and goes into a bar and recites the following poem: Roses are red Violets are blue Knock Knock Who's there? Sugar is sweet Sugar is sweet who? And so are you. The bartender was confused considering she's a blonde. A genie appears and says to the Mexican he'll grant him 3 wishes. The black guy, the white guy, and the jew were at the bar also. The priest was also drinking. They all had a great time.

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A man walked into a bar Ouch.

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Q. What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? A. One's a scum-sucking bottom feeder, and the other's a highly trained professional skilled in the art of litigation.

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Shmellmype. Shmellmype who? HAHAHAHAHA (read out loud)

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ROSES ARE RED WATCHES ARE GOLD GET ON YOUR KNEES AND DO WHAT YOUR TOLD

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what did the police do when they saw an arab running towards a building? Watched him run by because he was probably late for something

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Whats the worst part of having a Birthday on Feb. 29th? You only get facebook birthday wishes every 4 years.

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Roses are red Violets are red Oh sh*t the gardens on fire

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Knock knock Who's there This is the police, open the door. I don't know anybody by that name

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A dog walks into a bar. the bar tender asks" what'll you have?" the dog does not reply because dogs have not yet developed the type of voice box required to speak or the learning cappacity to be taught the English language.

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What's the difference between Megan Fox and a dead baby? I'll eat Megan Fox before I fuck her.

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Why did the gay man die? He had AIDS

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what do you call a starfish living 500 miles under the sea? A starfish.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was stuck in its coop on the farm. Also, chickens aren't sentient, so they can't reason the same way we do.

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What's the difference between Mike Tyson and Anna Nicole Smith? Mike Tyson's not dead.

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How do you know there's an elephant in your refrigerator? Look at your refrigerator.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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