- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a duck In Africa ? Screwed

A horse walked into a bar, the bartender asked "Why the long face?" The horse did not reply, as it was a horse and did not speak English nor understand what the man had said, the horse then stumbled around the bar for a while, confused, before finding the exit and leaving.

A jewish lady is cleaning a house to make some extra money. Its great that she can still find work in this economy.

What do you call a bunch of black guys on mars? a problem What do you call 1 million black guys on mars? a bigger problem What do you call all the black guys on mars? a solution

Roses are red Violets are blue I have 5 fingers The middle one is for you

How do you lose your train of thought? You can't. It is impossible to fit a full size locomotive in the human skull.

you know whats funny the letter Q

I killed someone today. :D

What did the Dragonfly say to the Mosquito? Nothing. He ate it.

Wanna hear my impersonation of a homosexual man? I am attracted to men.

What did the feminist say to the CIS white male? I respect you as a person.

Roses are red Violets are blue NO SHIT EINSTEIN!

Michael Castillo is gay

why did the polar bear bury his face into snow? because he saw the 241543903 post and wanted to join in so he used a portal gun to teleport his head into some guy's freezer.

Roses are red, Violets are pretty, look at their team, Surrender at 20.

A black guy and a mexican guy are in a car, Who's driving. A policeman.

A Haitian walks into a bar. It collapses.

Roses are grey Violets are gray Imma dog

A cup of ranch walks into a lemon

How are trees and friends alike? They are both subject to fall when struck with an axe.

why shouldn't hellen keller drive? because she's a woman

I would rape her

What is long and hard that a bride gets on her wedding night? An erect penis.

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