- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man who goes to college? A scholar.

A dog walks into a saloon and says "I'm lookin' for the man who shot my paw." The patrons are afraid of the talking dog.

Why did the Asian Cross the road? Because the crossing signal went green!

Why did the coconut fall out of the tree? Gravity.

A guy trips a blind man.

How many fingers does Charlie Sheen have? 8. and 2 thumbs. just like most everybody else.

What happened when the man stuck his hand in the blender? Nothing, it was turned off.

why did the chicken cross the road? Does it matter why, it just did.

A man walked into a bar because he worked there.

What did the black say when an asian knocked him out? Nothing, he was knocked out

What do you call a man with a spade in his head? An ambulance.

Who won the race across the highway, the Mexican or the Frenchman? Neither, as they were struck by a mac truck when attempting to run across the highway and were both killed instantly on impact.

What's worse than an anti-joke? People who don't get the concept of an anti-joke and post regular jokes on this site.

whats the difference between a white kid a nd a puerto rican kid? one smells fine and the other one smells like he walked out of a butcher shop that sells cigars and cheap prostitutes

How do you seat four gay guys at a bar when there's only one stool? Flip the stool over.

Why did the groom have cold feet? Because he was insecure in his relationship with his soon to be wife.

what are the three types of rings? -wedding ring -engagement ring -suffering

I just farted, and now I have to Chit!

What do you call to guys who gave gave each other HIV? Blood-Brothers

Knock Knock! Come in!

Why was Joey bad at playing the trumpet? He had no fingers.

What is the difference between a boyscout and a Jew? Boys outs come home from camp.

Roses are red, violetes are blue, Your monkey sucks.

Statistically speaking, one out if every seven dwarves are unhappy

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