- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A pig and an elephant walk into a bar. But the pig doesn't even make it into the bar because the mentaly insane elephant ate him. Ouch

I pooped my pants

whats the only concert you can get into for 45 cents? a 50 cent concert featuring Nickelback

I went to the doctors the other day for a check up and the doctors says to me "sorry your going to have to stop wanking" and I say to him " what! Why?" and the doctor says "I'm trying to examine you".

Knock Knock Who's there? I don't know Then why should I care I don't know

What is another way to call a procrastinator? Avery annoyed and bored child who does not want to do her homework and is looking up many different anti-jokes for a laugh. You know who you are...

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot.

Q: Whats the difference between a Chicken and Your Mom? A: I dont eat the chicken

Knock Knock? Who's there? Look in the peephole

Doctor, Doctor, I feel like there's two of me! There's not. Your long lost twin died of terminal cancer.

Why do sea guls fly over the sea? In order to get from place to place, flying is much faster than walking. Sea guls live on a diet of salt-water fish, and the ocean is where their main food supply subsides.

A man walks into a bar. I forgot the rest of the story but the punchline goes something something something something your mom is wwhore.

what do yo call two dog? dogs.

Q: Why don't people like me? A: Because I smell bad and I give off a creepy vibe

What is brown and sticky? A stick.

roses are red, violets are blue, f*** you wh*re

varför skriver jag på svenska jag vet inte

why did the dog chase it's tail? it has a case of OCD where he was obsessed with catching his tail and would spin until he passed out or threw up.

How do you get a little kid out of a tree Throw a jar of foreskin at him

What did the young boy get His dad for fathers day? Nothing, his dad died from a very aggresive cancer

Why did the white kids accept Morgan Freeman as a kid? All of his school-mates looked up to him

Why did the teenager cross the road? To get an abortion.

what's orange, round, that like to play and kill poeple and not in a video game? a) a freaking orange b) a super ball c) a dog painted in orange d) samus aran e) none of the previous answer

Knock Knock Who's there? I bought a Jeep

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