- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you do when a blonde throws a pin at you? Give her a time-out. Throwing sharp objects is not okay.

A choir boy is hit by a car outside church. Someone runs to him and says "shall I fetch the priest?" The boy starts to mumble something but quickly loses consciousness, and later dies after 16 hours in ICU.

A black man, a white man, and a Mexican walk into a bar. The bartender kicks them out because he doesn't have time for another crappy joke; as the bar is very crowded that night.

women's rights

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter it's not going to come to you anyway.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The answer really isn't that important.

whats blue and fuzzy?.... blue fuzz

What do you call a qoman with 10 kids? A mother with 10 kids

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why didnt she get back up? She had no friends.

What gets wetter as it dries? Sarah Jessica Parker

How do you call a dog with no legs? You can't call it, you have to go and pick it up.

Whats 9 + 10? 19.

Why are Ethiopians so fast? Because antelope are also very fast.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple Not the holocaust

What do two siblings have in common? They both want the other to get hit by a bus.

Knock Knock Who's there? Gestapos.

Just finished taking a huge $hit, wiped my ass, then realized I wasn't done.

A black man rode down the street on a bicycle.

Q: Why cant dinosaurs talk A: Because they are dead.

If you give a homeless man a fish he eats for the night, if you teach him to fish then he probably won't be able to feed himself anyway, he is too poor to afford a pole.

Stephen Hawking raped your mom

Why did i write this? I was bored

A priest, a rapist, and a pedophile walk into a bar. That was just the first person.

How did the old man keep the kids off his lawn? By molesting their Moms.

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