"What is the sound of one hand clapping?" "I'm not quite sure, but your on fire."

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What did the retard say to the other retard? *(incoherent gibberish)*

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Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

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Do you believe this will change?

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Q: What weighs 6 ounces, is extremely dangerous, and lives in a tree? A: A sparrow with a machine gun.

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shea kisses a girl

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a registered six affender.

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So I was sitting in the doctor's when I noticed a guy sitting about two seats down, wearing a sombrero and pouring salt over himself. Then I found out I had cancer and promptly lost all interest in him.

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Q: Why is my friend gay? A: Because i slept with him.

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Whats so funny? That kid has down syndrome

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What happens when you yell at people who have high blood pressure? They might get heart attacks & die.

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Your momma's so dumb, she had to spend an extra hour studying for her mathematics test.

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What did the Dinosaur say to the other dinosaur when he saw a huge meteor? Oh hey look a meteor.

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A termite walks into the pub and says "Is the bar tender here?"

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Roses are black, Violets are black, I'm blind

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What is the worst part of a 4 blacks hanging from a tree? They were only children

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Why did the fat guy sit on another guy? They were in a wrestling match.

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Yeah, so I was partially right when I assumed that you joined the feds in order to make sure the past would not repeat itself huh? The underground society never broke a simple rule, a single law, it simple grew from a bunch of dopeheads, to people capable of creating nuclear weapons... Just a matter of speaking of course.

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How many beavers can you fit in one paddling pool? None; it's probably very dangerous trying

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You know what is not cool? Fire.

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chuck norris's daughter lost her virginity but he got it back

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What do you call a black cop? Officer.

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ok, a family walks into a talant agency, the talent agent says "What can you do". The family breaks out into a sing and dance routine, and do nothing sexual in their routine.

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What's worse than dying? Dying poor.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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