Whats Black and blue My wife after i beat her ass.

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In Soviet Russia, it is the largest country in the world. A lot of the parts are uninhabitable though.

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You's so ugly you should consider facial reconstruction surgery if it's covered by your insurance.

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Roses are red Violets are blue... No they are not they come in many different colors from cross breeding and different environments.... YOU ARE WRONG

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Why was the Mexican in pain? Someone hit him with a frying pan 5 times across the face.

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ass in my face ? no

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How do you like your eggs in the morning? -Poached or Fertilised?

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Three politicians walk into a sports bar. Suddenly, everyone is watching the Stanley Cup playoffs.

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what did tyrone want for Christmas? A dad.

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What do you call a black midget with no legs and has 11 fingers? A human being

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Why did the boy want to commit suicide? Because he didn't want to die.

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If you have 24 hours to live what would u choose to do? I would choose to take stander ised testing b/c it feels like it's forever.

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you are black i am black except for your big hairy ass

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Mrs. Welsh

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In the movie Dark Skies, little white boys were haunted by a mysterious force. The answer is obvious, isn't it? They are being haunted by Michael Jackson's ghost.

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If an anti joke is told, and it is about an aunty is it an aunty anti joke? Adolf Hitler.

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Whats fuzzy and greenand if it falls from a tree it will kill you? A pool table.

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Why was the asian boy made fun of in the locker room? Because of the nipple piercing he had.

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What do you call a special Ed walrus? Anorexic pony ???? Discovering that a convicted sex offenderi is living nearby stirs up a range of feelings: fear, anger, insecurity and anxiety. There are many things you can do to make the situation more manageable - and channel these emotions into actions that address situations that put children most at risk for sexual harm. Learn how to identify the most common threats and concerns. Then find out the best ways you can join with others to keep everyone safe. Take action! Learn how to keep children safe Get the FAQs about the sex offender registryi Download our Tip Sheet:  Concerned about Sex Offenders in Your Neighborhood?

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A brunette, a redhead and a blonde are trapped on a desert island. As they investigate the island to find food and shelter they find a magic lamp. Together they rub the lamp and sure enough a genie appears and tells them he will grant each of them a single wish. The brunette goes first and wishes to be back home. The genie claps his hands and she appears in her house, where her husband and children are waiting for her. She is happy that her ordeal is behind her and to see her loved ones. The redhead goes next and also wishes to be back home. The genie claps his hands and she appears in her house. She is not married and has no kids, but she has 2 cats. She is happy to be through her ordeal and to see her beloved pets. The blonde went last and also wished to be sent home. The genie clapped his hands and she appeared back in her house. She wasn't married, and had no kids or pets, but she was still happy that her ordeal was over.

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Why does batman wear a mask? Because if he didn't every enemy would know who he was, go to his house a brutally murder him.

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"Do you live in the United States?", said the man. "no." said the other man, "cool beans", said the woman.

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Student; Miss, please may I go toilet? Teacher; Yes, but say your alphabet first. Student; Ok

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Why did Sally get hit with a fridge? Because someone threw a fridge at Sally Why would someone throw a fridge at her? Because Sally has no arms

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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