- Anti Joke

Teacher: "What is the outside layer on a tree?" Dog: "Bark" Teacher: "How would you describe the desert surface?" Dog: "Rough" Teacher: "Would you say that Abraham Lincoln was an intelligent man?" Dog: "Yarp"

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven looked angry and had a gun.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? "Robin get in the car"

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

Hey I just met? you and this is crazy I have alzheimers Hey I just met you

Knoc nock whos dere ronnie turiaf...... Ronnie turiaf who Dennis rodman

stevie wonder watched a movie yesterday

Roses are red, Violets are blue. My mom went to the doctor and found out she has cancer, so when she told me, I was eccentric. That tree is green.

Why did Miley Cyrus have to buy a new tour bus? The old one stopped twerking.

A blind man walks into a bar. And a table. And a chair.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Idk

Who is blue and smells like green paint? Matt Daly

four little monkeys jumping on the bed... one fell of and bumped his head... mama called the doctor and the doctor said... im calling child protection services.

Bin Laden: dang, these pizza guys are so late, this pizza better be free! door: Ring ring ring.. Bin Laden: yes its finally here!

Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted to see its chicks that got run over by a car.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is funny and has three legs? Not the Holocaust.

So this guy comes into a bar... Jizz eveywhere.

What's the difference between a model and a baby? I didn't have sex with a model last night.

How did jimmy get hurt?? someone throw a fridge at him..

I lost my tractor.

Jersey Shore

THAT MAN EATS TOO MUCH. therefore he is overweight.